Ok... I'm still a Freak

For those who know me this will not be a surprise but for those who don't, well you will. I used to live a very different life. Today while mowing my lawn I was reminded of this. I live on a busy road with lots of motorcycle traffic. As I pushed the mower on the hill of the main road, my green tennis shoes trudging along a biker yelled HEY!!! and gave me a gesture that is similar to a peace sign with tongue. I have two vices, bikes and red hair. Neither are good for me. This guy had both. I'm sure he meant to offend the sweaty small town mom with his gesture. But... I'm a freak. I took it as a compliment and smiled. Yes, I used to ride motorcycles, flash other bikers and "raise more than my fair share of hell".
I ask you Mr. Red haired biker, who would probably sleep with my friends or steal my jewelry as some redheads before you have done, why not put your money where your mouth is, so to speak? I'm sure some women would see this as a degrating gesture but I've lived too much to be easily offended. How dare you ride by, wag your tongue at me and just keep going. I'm hot, sweaty, single, and at my sexual peak so all you mangaged to do was make me horney. I see this as false advertising and unless you plan on being taken up on your offer keep your tongue in check.