Auto Balls

As I drove to school today I followed a truck with balls. I mean real chrome balls. Guys help me out I don't get it. I am a firm believer in the big truck small penis theory, overcompensation I guess. But balls? Hint to men. The only time your balls are remotely cute is when they are tucked up like after a dip in the pool. Maybe they are making up for the lack of penis present and think "hey I better look cute or she won't like us" I don't know. These balls were saggy scrotum swaying in the breeze balls. I spent half of my first class with the "Do your balls hang low" song in my head. I googled the website out of curiosity where does one buy balls for your auto. I found it http://www.bullsballs.com/car/accessories.html Now anyone can have balls for as low as $17. My question is If the driver is being an asshole, does that make his truck taint?
I drive a Chevy S10 it's a 4 cylinder (Great at the pump) I have never had the desire to put a pair of tits on my truck. Maybe because my tits are big enough as it is.