It's official I'm a redneck

My oldest and I have always been close, other than that awkward teenage stage when all kid's secure their head up their own ass and still manage to mouth off. I'm thankful that it only took two years for him to re-adjust his head and his attitude. I am lucky enough to get to spend time with him, probably because we are a lot alike and enjoy the same things. Today we had the ultimate redneck bonding. We got our FOID cards together. May I just say FOID cards are bullshit. It is our constitutional right to bear arms (until Homeland Security takes that right away for our own good) Illinois is only one of two states that require them. So today we spent the afternoon filling out paperwork so we could own a gun. We discussed other redneck pursuits of pleasure shooting stuff up, the desire to kill deer, and which gun has the most stopping power. My Grandpa would have been proud. If only I had the 38 he threated to shoot anyone who pissed him off with the holy redneck trinity would be complete.